(sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A.", with apologies to the Village
People)
Young tech,
there's no need to go flee
I said young tech,
flunked your MCSE
But there's a cert,
that's much easier to take
That looks good on your resume
Young tech,
only four tests to take
I said young tech,
and then you've got it made
Just take Server,
Pro and then '218
Then one more, and you're in the green
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
Has an 'A' not an 'E', but just take it and see
It's still better than MCP
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
You can get a great job, or a job that's okay
You'll make more than minimum wage
Young tech,
Certs aren't easy to get
I said young tech,
But you aren't finished yet
You can braindump,
Through the Win2k Pro
Then there's just three more tests to go
Young tech,
Those exams are a bore
Why take seven?
When you only need four
So go out and,
Take your M.C.S.A.
And then beg for a raise in pay
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
You don't need your Net Inf
You don't need a Design
You'll can go without them just fine
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's a mid-level cert
You just take it and see
You don't need an MCSE
Young tech,
If you're down on your luck
I said young tech,
If your current job sucks
You should go and,
Get your M.C.S.A.
The boot camp only takes ten days
That's when,
Someone will come to you
And they'll say that,
There's a job you can do
And you'll get hired,
Even though you will be
Supervised by MCSEs
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It solves everything
It will open new doors
You can be a good IT whore
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
You don't need to feel shame
You don't need to feel fear
Take your MCSE next year
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
It's easier to take the
M.C.S.A.
Young tech, young tech
Get your braindumps and go!
Young tech, young tech
Microsoft needs your dough!
M.C.S.A.
M.C.S.A.
M.C.S.A.
M.C.S.A.
(repeat until exams are retired)
Rob Hammersmith
MCSA, CCEA, MCNGP #15
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
source: alt.certification.mcse
added: May 2003
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